- Go. Go on now. Both of you. But, Amelia you get anything on that dress and I'll tan your hide you got that?
- I see. Amelia, We do not take oaths or swear and we do not gamble in this house. You give those hair ribbons back.
- I'd best go ahead and get breakfast on. Mildred and I are goin into Tyler today to pick up the new radio. We're just so blessed aren't we?
- Mike: That was your first mistake, fool! I wanna do it again and again! Put me down. Put me down! I wanna be on TV!
- Mike: Dude, look at me! I'm the first person ever to be sent by television!
- Mr. Salt: Hey, Wonks- how long do you think this thing'll take? I gotta meeting in twenty...
- Mr. Salt: OK! OK! I know when it's time to get out the ol' checkbook. Name your price, Wonka- and don't take me on too much of a boatride, huh? A little joke there. Get it? You may need my nuts one day!
- (Oompa Loompa song) — Joe: Wonka, what are all those trucks doing?
- Charlie: I—I'd love to, Mr. Wonka...b—but I can't leave my mom and dad, and Grandma Josephine and—
- Grandpa Joe: Now see here, Mr. Wonka, our ticket's as good as-
- MR. SALT How ya' doing, Wonka? Salt's the name and nuts the game! Im totally nuts! Nuts for nuts that is! An operation like this must go through a million nuts...
- Mrs. Gloop: Oh, mein Gott in Himmel! He is geschtucken!
- Why did Germans come to the US and name one state they immigrated to?
- Beast: When she smiles at me... I get all choked up. My heart starts pounding and I can't breathe!
- LUMERIE: It has to be something special. Something that sparks her interest...
- Belle: Perhaps you'd like to take me. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle.
- LUMERIE: Of course... of course! But what is dinner without a little music?
- Mrs. Potts: It's not enough. She has to love him in return.
- Beast: I'll give her one last chance. Would you be so kind as to join me for dinner?
- Beast: I must speak from the... I can't!